May
19
(via ralph)
(via fuckyeahfunnythings)
Today, I took away my five-year-old daughter’s barbie dolls for back-talking. Later, I notice my car keys aren’t In my purse. After twenty minutes of looking, I hear the upstairs toilet flush. My daughter comes downstairs, I ask her what she did, and she said “I punished you too, Mommy.” FML